1. You think about shoes at least 3x a day.2. You look at your shoes at least 3x a day.
3. You blog about shoes.
4. You buy more than 1 pair of shoes at a time.
5. You write reviews about shoes, their brand, and the where you bought them.
6. You spend more on shoes than anything else.
7. You are a strong believer that shoes are girls' best friend.
8. And finally, you think about shoes while having sex.
